Favorite headcanon regarding Steve Carlsburg is that he and Cecil are actually lifelong friends who are total assholes.
You do not want to see the color version of this because it was done in basic crayola markers and looks like a preschool threw up on it.
Also, Steve cares a lot about his lawn and the demon flamingos on it.
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
most of my childhood.
Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
I’m Norwegian and that’s most of my childhood.
I HAD THAT EXACT POLLY POCKET
We are the world. We were the children.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
as a person who has suffered multiple seizures, and will most likely and unfortunately have more, this is a major need on my blog. everyone needs to know these facts!
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
Cecil/Carlos, Strippervale AU, 1.8k, PG. Strippervale is courtesy caariosamu who probably thinks I’m a crazy stalker by now.
Everything Kevin tells the class is something I have had an instructor tell me. Except I don’t think they’d ACTUALLY cut my toes off. …Probably.
Carlos is pretty nervous the first time he walks into the pole studio. He doesn’t think it’s entirely unwarranted. He’s about ten years older, a foot taller, and a hundred percent more male than any of the other students here.
The girl at the front desk greets him with a friendly hello, but the moment he says that ”Deep - uh, Cecil” told him to come, she raises a skeptical eyebrow.